Ana Alvarez
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Ana Alvarez broke into the Spanish Cinema at the tender age of 18 with a bit part in 1987’s Jarrapellejos. Since then, she’s risen to the top of the proverbial hottie heap in her native land, although she remains (sadly) fairly obscure Stateside. Too bad for Americans, eh? Unfortunately, Ana’s many Spanish flicks, like Light My Passion, Life and Limb and A Sweet Scent of Death are pretty difficult to get one’s meat-beaters on here in America. If they can be located, though, they’re all worth the rental fee, if for no other reason than to have Ana’s incredible body waltzing across one’s Boob Tube, instantly redefining “boob” and “tube.” If one were so inclined as to have her Boobs on one’s Tube, sans all that itchy clothing, then one should seek 1998’s Cha-cha-chá. Ana flashes her incredible rack during a rather sweaty, steamy sex scene in the flick, making it a Skinstant Classic. Of course, it’d be nice to hear her steamy sex scene in English but we can’t think of a better way to brush up on our Spanish…